Mole Features

Someone who is acting like a mole permanantly, like being moley. They usualyl annoy the crap out of you cus everythign they do is damn right stupid.

"Mole Features just rang and said he cant come because he has to cook a cake"

"Where's your bf, what his name, mole features"

"MOLE FEATURES, GET UR ASS OVER HERE NOW"

You da Mole

Ultimate insult to a woman, usually said quite fast in an argument

"Oi, Samantha Kovacs-Wilks... You da mole."

Two Toke Mole

When someone who resembles a mole (physically or mentally), takes two tokes of a joint and starts coughing up their lungs.

Two Toke Mole: Man I got so stoned last night!
Person: Dude, you took two tokes and passed out...

mole faced dog

Creepy doggo with a friking mole bruh

That stupid mole faced dog

Whack a Mole Doozy

When you send your friend on a wild goose chase to find that sweet nectar

Whack a Mole Doozy: Oh last night we whack a moled Ciaran a fucking Dooooozy!!

e-mole

Mrs Mckay's word for emo

"BEN if i hear you say e-mole one for time!!!!!!"

Guac-my-mole

Can be used to tell someone to fuck off or in a dirty type of way

Random person: “you’re stupid” Me: “Guac-my-mole dude” or. Random person: “what do you wanna do today”. Me: “I want u to guac-my-mole *wink *wink”