fuck, i just came all over my chair. wanna hand me a jizz mop?
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a mop used in public washrooms by fat ass janitors with tight pants and no hair left because they ripped it out and get to mop up peoples piss off the floor.
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Mexican. Mexicans are janitors and use mops a lot
There is always a mop jocket in the office after hours to clean shit up
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Some faggot who sits in front of you in AP english class who's hair is so long you can't see around it. His hair is known to be so long it could be used to mop a floor.
"hey you fucking mop head cut your gay ass hair I can't see past you."
"Dude get a fucking haircut. We don't even know if your human you fucking mop head."
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Someone who cleans up all the cunts and asses in a forum
Jdog - "Shut the F**k up"
Me - "yo dont talk"
Jdog - "who the f**k are you?
Me - "Im the cunt mop bitch"
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n. one who is a big jerk; a person who one thinks is hip or cool; one who has intercourse with his mother; code word for "mophukr" or "motherfucker"
Teacher: "Billy, I'm giving you a detention"
Billy: "Oh, Ms. Whosherface, you're such a mop hukr!"
Teacher: "Well, I 've never 'hucked' a mop in my life Billy!"
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Often the guy last to leave the classroom and tends to have a close relation to the janitor ;) doesnt do the best in class but still a reliable guy in doing work
Damn dude greg is quite the mop handler, its already 5pm why is he still here
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