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1979 movie that will mess with your brain
Guy 1 : what's the strangest movie you ever watched?
Guy 2 : the holy mountain dude
When young virile men are sexually attracted to cougars - (older women).
Damn dawg, that 22 year old ginger boy is getting his dick wet hella deep in M.I.L.F. pussy; he must have Mountain Fever.
A way to be all encompassing of alpine downhill sports. As it is uninclusive to say hey let's go skiing when others snowboard.
Person 1: hey let's go skiing
Person 2: excuse me, I snowboard
1: oh I'm sorry bud, let's go mountain downing
Where the dude is fucking a hoe (either hole) while that hoe is fucking another hoe with a strap-on (vertical fucking, like a mountain)
Dude the other night I had Becky and Crissie over , we got wasted and did the mountain piece
A literal pile of weed.
If you can hide an average-sized dog under your weed, you have a mountain of weed.
Ayo, let's go to Wiz Khalifa's this Saturday, I hear he ordered a mountain of weed and he's willing to share.
Someone who is in the middle of a situation who is in a position to know exactly what is or was going on.
Someone who is on the volcano would have a better idea if an eruption is about to happen versus someone who is away from the mountain.
I know exactly what happened yesterday. You weren't there. I was. I was the volcanologist on the mountain.