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A mum who posts/sends cringy and/or hypocritical Facebook and/or Instagram posts to friends/family.
Karen just sent another minion meme to me, what a Facebook Mum.
when you’re overly nice and sweet to someone who likes you but you’re not interested in basically an easier way to friend zone someone
i’m pissed off
aww what’s up
i fell out w the boys
it’s okay it’s their loss u will find better new friends you can always speak to me
aha thanks (gets ick cus u remind them of a mum)
did he just get put in the mum zone
A mum who loves her kids. Just it quite as much as she loves her horse
Janette is a typical Horse Mum. I heard her tell her daughter the other day
Leah go stand in front of sparky If some stones get thrown by that mower we can't have them hit him. He's my favourite horse
Guy 1"I had marshals mum last night"
Guy 2 "yea she is a slut"
Your mum
Your mother the person who gave birth to you
10 year old kid: DUDE I FUCKED UR MUM LAST NIGHT IT WAS AWESOME
The person who shoved you outa her pussy so that you could live. Thanks mom.
Ur mum is the absolute best, original, wittiest, and well thought out insult known to man.
Guy 1- Stop hitting my ribcage with a metal bar
Guy 2- I'm doing ur mum