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When you bite into a freshly cooked, scalding, first slice of pizza to be removed from a pizza pie minutes after being cooked, then removed from a 500 degree oven. Generaly due to severe hunger. It was coined by the owner of Punk Rock Records who was laughing at a guido, on MTV's Jersey Shore.
Some jackass guido, on the MTV show, "Jersey Shore" filmed in Seaside Hights, NJ. In haste he bit into a freshly cooked, scalding, first slice of pizza. The cheese immediately stuck to the roof of his mouth. It's result was a second degree burn. It is ultimately known as a "New Jersey Sunburn"
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Where some really hot guys are.
Girl from another town: "Hey, did you see that Clark, New Jersey guy?"
Another girl: "Yeah, he was soooo hot!"
Clark guy: "Thanks girls."
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One of the most overrated college. Students feel they attend an elite school because of the "impressive" average SAT scores and "low" acceptance rate. One's intelligence is often times measured by the other schools they've gotten into.
Because TCNJ (and Rutgers for pre professional programs) kicks the shit out of every other state school in NJ, many in-state students will chose TCNJ because of the economy and the school's in-state tuition. That is why 90 percent of the student body if from New Jersey.
Elite students DO NOT go to TCNJ because it is an elite school, but rather because they don't want to spend 40,000+ elsewhere.
If TCNJ was actually a good school, it would attract out of state students.
Doug: "How's your first semester at The College of New Jersey"
Dumb Bitch: "Awesome, there's kids in my women gender studies class that got into Villanova, Lafayette, and Lehigh. I GO TO SUCH A GOOD SCHOOL!"
Doug: "Hmm, or maybe because bright students from New Jersey that didn't receive much financial aid or scholarships from other schools nearly all end up at TCNJ because it's the best public college in New Jersey. Why are there so few out of state students then?"
Dumb Bitch: "TCNJ IS A PUBLIC IVY!"
Doug: "Oh, I'm sorry I didn't realize. Where have you read that?"
Dumb Bitch: "A book"
Doug: "right"
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A team in the National Hockey Leauge. Composed of the bitchiest fans in the entire world, the Devils cannot even compete with the New York Rangers anymore. Star players (Martin Brodeur) cheat on their wife, and sell outs are few and far apart. Headed by Larry Robinson, who is openly gay with baseball star David Ortiz of the Boston Red-Sox.
They gave away free tickets and still only 7 people showed up? Who are they, the New Jersey Devils?
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The act of getting a handjob from someone who just took a shit and didnt wash there hands.
Hey that bitch just gave me a new jersey handjob and now my dick smells like shit
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A town in bergen county where half the town rides around in Range Rovers and the other half still drives mini vans. The boys and girls get a long fairly well here, even though the boys can be complete dicks and the girls can be somewhat try hard and major hoes. If you’re an average “Oaklander” you will go to Juniors Pizzeria after school. And if you’re wondering how kids get there, they ride their bikes, or can be seen walking in large groups. At Indian Hills football games, occasionally the whole 7th and 8th grade go onto the hill and play football, even though there is one right in front of them. The girls tend to listen to music, while the boys play football and not pay attention to either of the two games going on. After ALL these games, everyone goes to Juniors. (and some white girls so to starbucks). This my friends, is oakland.
Wow did you see that hoe from Oakland New Jersey?!?!
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The worst team in the national hockey league. they are all fagots. The new jersey devils are known for sucking ass except not actually because nobody on the new jersey devils gets girls. the new jersey devils aren’t men. oops looks like you dropped your purse ladies
Wayne Gretzky: The new jersey devils are a mickey mouse team! They are faggots
Dumb new jersey fan: Wayne Gretzky would not say that!1
hockey dude 1: the new jersey devils are disgusting because new jersey is a bad place
hockey dude 2: bro you are so right!
Jack Hughes: That’s so mean! Because I am a pussy I am going to kill myself!
hockey dude 1: have fun!
Dumb new jersey fan: Dont’ kill your self Jack Hughes I want to rail you you can’t die before i shove my dick in your mouth1 because i’m a homosexual faggot fan from new jersey
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