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The process of having your genitalia fondled by low-paid government officials at a major airport in the name of a false public perception of national security. An optional procedure only used if one opts out of using a scanning machine that allows a different, anonymous low-paid government worker in a back room to see your private parts (and possibly also bombs) by way of x-rays that have been shown to increase risks of cancer.
"It's not a grope. It's a Freedom Pat!" - Head of the Department of Homeland Security
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A man with a potato head, Uncle to many. Particularly those in the Baur family. He will not only single handedly eat your face off, but he will not hesitate to use profanity to those ages 3 and under. He will kill you.
Uncle Pat: "Get your ass up, child"
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A "D Pat" is a cave dweller that rests aside the coast of point lookout. Before Point Lookout, they were found in Western Africa near Kenya. A common nickname for a "D Pat" is a N*gg*r.
Yo that D Pat just stole my TV!
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The act of patting simething that itches, but mustn't -- under any circumstances -- be scratched.
e.g. a hair weave or a fresh tattoo.
God damn this tattoo is itchy! When will it end?!
Just give it the weave pat, sweetie.
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A language put together with often confusingly compiled words to make a short phrase. Resembles something coming from the mouth of a Tourette ridden individual, or one with one or multiple compounding mental handicaps, or fuckin retartednes.
I don't know what that guy just said," litty titty". I'm not sure if he is retarted or using that Pat Language.
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When your cat kneads (claws) on clothes, blankets, carpet, etc
My cat Bowie likes to lay on my chest and pit-pat the soft, fluffy blanket...
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Pat Buchanan: draft dodget, speach writer, and racist. He ran for the GOP's nomination twice, and in 2000 as well but as an indepedent. He's said some pretty racist/fascist crap. But he's also gone against Iraq and NAFTA, but he still reluctantly endorsed Bush. What an idiot, he also almost ran against Bob Dole in '96 because he wasn't pro-life enough. I'm pro-life but I still stick with Democrats! How trivial can you get?
Pat Buchanan is an oddball!
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