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A small amout of cum usually from someone with small testicles or someone that masturbates too much
Girl: is that all you have it's a poot of cum
Boy:sorry sorry sorry
Verb, Adjective, Noun
When a man ejaculates a pinner/small amount of semen and/or when a man has a boring orgasm, typically caused after frequent masturbation or multiple rounds of sex.
Originated from Vancouver BC via. KVu and Alex
Alex: Man I was fucking this bitch third round and I just had a poot.
Kay: Aw man I hate pooting.
A pathetic fart. Usually before pooping, or during pooping, a little toot comes out.
D: *flushes toilet
K: *flushes toilet, *POOTS
D:
K: ahhh I just pooted.
Derived from the word pooter (meant for entomological purposes) meaning the desire to suck someone into a small vial and keep them in your collection forever. Can also be used to suck the life or other substances out of someone.
Other derivations include: pootibility, pootage, pootosity, pooting, poot poot
Me: 10/10 would poot
Friend 1: yeah pootibility through the roof
Friend 2: poot me hard daddy
Friend 3: her pootage is unreal
A form of contraception. POOT: Pull Out On Time
You better POOT so I don’t get pregnant!
when someone does something rude or dumb. or insults you.
kennedi: did you see what miranda did to leah?
lauren: ikr, that was so poot of her
lauren: your ugly and annoying
kennedi: that was really poot of you