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a slang term for a black person
Get off my porch you god damn porch monkey-spear chucker!!!
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Confusing expression of love/admiration for a woman. Similar to boys pulling a girl's hair on the playground. He really cares for her, but is uncomfortable/awkward about expressing the emotion. This euphemism that sounds vaguely degrading is known to mean that he's actually really in to her.
Can also be used in the accusatory "He'd pee on her porch" - used to call out a "bro" for his love without outright embarassing him and having uncomfortable conversations about real feelings, which should, obviously, be avoided at all times.
"That woman has duel masters degrees, volunteers at the soup kitchen, and has the body of a goddess. I'd pee on her porch"
"Look at Gifford talking to that straight up super vixen, he'd pee on her porch"
When Will eats drew smiths little chose. Then barfs out cum on his dog.
I just love my mom and porch monkey love
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When someone tries to come for you and or take control of something and you have to correct them.
Susan: I don't like what you're wearing. That scarf doesn't match the shirt.
Jackie: Get off my porch Susan, nobody asked you.
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noun. This is used to descibe a drunkard who does nothing all day but sit around and consume alcholic beverages. It also helps if said person is a fat bastard.
Jason and Tom are so lazy, they are the biggest porch swinging liquor pigs I have ever met.
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It was where my mama sat on that old swing with her crochet
It was where granddaddy taught me how to cuss and how to pray
It was where we made our own ice cream, those sultry summer nights
Where the bulldog had her puppies, and us brothers had our fights
There were many nights I'd sit right there and look out at the stars
To the sound of a distant whippoorwill or the hum of a passing car
It was where I first got up the nerve to steal me my first kiss
And it was where I learned to play guitar and pray I had the gift
If the world had a front porch like we did back then
We'd still have our problems but we'd all be friends
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
Purple hulls and pintos, I've shelled more than my share
As lightening bugs and crickets danced in the evening air
And like a beacon that old yellow bulb, it always led me home
Somehow mama always knew just when to leave it on
If the world had a front porch like we did back then
We'd still have our problems but we'd all be friends
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
An unfortunate name for a cocktail given by one of North Americas largest restaurant chains.
Might mean something rude or it might not!!!
Guy 1 : I just had dinner. Want to smell my Montana's back porch brew.
Guy 2: ooh! can I have a montana's back porch brew.
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