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The secretary of Rebeena-Georgenotfound The leader of the silicone group
Rebeena: STOP TRYING TO MAKE FETCH HAPPEN GRETZEL PRETZEL ITS NOT GOING TO!!!
Gretzel Pretzel: Geez sorry ma'am
When she sucks on your dick for so long that it just goes limp and then it's all wet and just kinda hanging around
"Ah shit, my dick went soggy pretzel on me.... My bad..."
When your stomach is upset and you shit a log in the toilet in the shape of a pretzel.
My guy, can you pull over at that gas station. I gotta make a toilet pretzel.
A unit of time. There are three years in a pretzel year. This is because there are three holes in every pretzel
I am going to buy a bag of pretzels in two pretzel years.
1."Damn, Suki! This here broken pretzel is too spicy. I thought i ordered mild, dickweed."
2. "FUCK OFF, GRANDMA."
A disease in which a penis is twisted into the shape of a pretzel
My friend Emmett was just diagnosed with pretzel penis
The male partner must go for a workout and get his penis extremely sweaty and salty. The other partner will then put peanut butter in their bellybutton . The male partner will then dip his penis in the peanut butter and the other must lick it off. It will taste like a peanut butter pretzel
I had the most amazing peanut butter pretzel with your mom last night