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One who is a social outcast, or a general worthless human being.
Drew made us drive him home again. He is such a Tool Sandwich.
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A sandwich made by Satan.
The chiefest of hell's dark delights, it is said that just one bite of it arouses an unspeakable lust of terrific potency.
"Man, this satan sandwich makes me so randy!"
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A peanut butter sandwich with out jelly or any other condiment
so named because these sandwhich will choke you
dad: what are you eating
me: A choke sandwich
dad: thats my boy! you dont need jelly
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The best type of sandwich in the world. Originated at Rutgers University by a college student looking for a late night snack. He took a hero roll and thew basically all types of greasy foods in it (french fries, chicken fingers, mozzerella sticks, gyro meat,) along with sauces (honey mustard, mayo, ketchup, marinarra). Comes in a large number of varities, and most have a funny name, such as the fat bitch, the fat mojo, the fat dyke, the fat night ie. If you eat 6 of these in one sitting you get to rename the sandwich.
Matt was hungry so he went to the grease trucks and got a fat sandwiches.
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On Aug 01, 2006 at 07:53 AM, Longfellow proposed the Longfellow Sandwich Club. He laid down a few simple rules: This is a sandwich club in which we cut our sandwiches not once, but twice. And we position the four pieces into a circle. And in the middle of the plate we put potato chips. This club is Pro-Frilly toothpicks. Oh, you like mushrooms on your sandwiches? Well, you're not in the club then.
Six minutes later, Longfellow proposed that this sandwich be referred to as the "Organization Sandwich," for the simple yet beautiful reason that it "kind of rolls off the tongue." Henceforward, the main tenets of the Longfellow Sandwich Club were born.
The Organization Sandwich
Sandwiches must be cut into four triangles. Never squares. These triangles may never be referred to as "Little Sailboats." They must be heedfully arranged on the plate (or plated) in a circular formation, with potato chips in the middle. To hold the individual sandwich pieces together, Frilly Toothpicks are encouraged. No mushrooms, under any circumstance, are allowed on the sandwich.
Standards
The potato chips should have ridges, for they are crunchier. If potato chips are unavailable, the only acceptable substitutions are Doritos, Cheetos, pork rinds, or french-fried potatoes. Under no circumstance will a salad of any kind be permitted on the plate. SIDE ITEMS, such as potato or macaroni salad, pickles, or even a garden salad (although frowned upon) are permitted, however, must be placed ON THE SIDE---in a bowl or on another plate, and may in no way interfere with the Organization Sandwich (an occasional pickle will be permitted--but never go overboard--this is for your own good).
Three slices of bread instead of two are okay, but not essential to the make-up of the Organization Sandwich. You may put just about anything on your sandwich with the exception of mushrooms--UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE WILL MUSHROOMS BE PERMITTED (once again, for your own good). Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches are discouraged, but allowed, as long as the eater strictly follows the Organization Sandwich structure.
Calzones and Croissants are not sandwiches. After much debate, we have deemed the Hot Pocket to be a sandwich, but it is still frowned upon. Eat whatever you want, just do not fool yourselves into the idea that simply because you use the Organization Sandwich structure, that you are eating an Organization Sandwich. However, the Organization Sandwich structure and its integration into your daily life will always be encouraged--as its purpose is to maintain some cohesive order in an otherwise chaotic world.
Intricate details of these rules are subject to change.
Did she just give that guy a Longfellow Sandwich?
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person: have you read pink sandwich
me: *gets Vietnam flashbacks
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1920's slang for a hotdog. There is even an old vaudeville song about them.
I went to the street vendor and bought three Frankfurter sandwiches.
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