smell my face

Heroically coined by morning jock Elliot Segal on DC101 as a t-shirt design. it means absolutely nothing except when you say it, you gotta say it like white trash. it also makes a great insult when you can't think of anything to say.

Say i was going to the White House but couldn't figure out which tux I'd want to wear. Then i'd probably just put on my "Smell My Face" t-shirt and some jeans i wore the day before

Smell like Jared

A polite way of saying someone smells like shit.

Wow! You smell like Jared.

smell your ma

A derogitory comment, which one says to piss off someone else. Often accompanied by holding two fingers under the nose of the victim.

JJ: Your Gay

Lars: No im not, Smell your ma. I had her last night, oh and once this morning!

JJ: Fuck off

smells like nerd

a person who is super dirty, or super geeky

That guy has no swagger and looks like a super fan boy, he smells like nerd.

old man smell

An old withering aroma associated with old men. It consists of farts that don't smell freshly rotten, funk that smells vintage 1969, dust, moth balls and urine. Often found in the homes and clothes.

Since old people tend to lack nutriance in their olden age, their smell seems to have a faded odor to it.

smell your mother

a phrase that points out to another that you have recently finger banged his or her maternal parent. Usually paired with an outstreched index finger pointed at the other person's nose. Usually delievered in a New York City accent.

Smell ya motha, you asshole.

i smell bacon

The police are coming; The police are here

"Shit yo when andre was like i smell bacon i was like damn nigga, the po po is comin.
"werd, den wut happened?"
"Nigga, once the 5-0 cracked dat joint i kicked it off da heezy and bounced."