A vanilla swirl is the act of spunking in a womens asshole after she has had a shit. When pulling out you must swirl the shitty spunk around their asshole hence creating the Vanilla Swirl
Honey im going to give you the messiest vanilla swirl tonight and lick your chocolate star fish clean.
Typically seen in middle-eastern men, the outcome of ejaculating into a camel during a harsh sandstorm due to terror after witnessing a 4th or higher wife with their ankles out. Blood is involved with the camel.
Man 1: Yo, she had some fire ankles so I had to perform the Arabic swirl on a lonely camel.
Man 2: Same, but I nutted in a kebab.
Man 1: Fake swirler
When you get a high colonic with coffee and your partner drinks the filtered results out of a silly straw.
That nasty-ass coffee shop tastes like your mama's muddy swirl.