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Instead of sex I prefer to smoke the turkey.
After a night out at the bar I like to go home and smoke the turkey.
During office hours my boss likes to sit at his desk and smoke the turkey.
While watching porn I enjoy smoking the turkey.
A fruit that grants you a magical power know as being high
Dude, lets go eat turkey oranges!
When your girl sucks your knob but won’t let you nut so you finish yourself off then turkey slap your meat across her face leaving a lovely, post nut glaze.
She wouldn’t suck me off so I had no choice but to Turkey glaze the bish.
Attempting to have sex despite the inability to achieve a full erection, resulting in your flaccid, flopping junk looking like a wet turkey gobbler smacking in the wind.
"Man, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up....so I just ended up Turkey Surfing all night"
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Someone who enjoys sexual activities with Fall- and Thanksgiving-themed things.
hey you lurkey turkey slut. it's HOEvember. you know what that means? time to gobble gobble gobble on a big ol dick. back in 1492, our main bitch Christopher Columbus and those slutty pilgrims had to cum to America in search of new dicks to suck. recite this to 10 of your sluttiest pilgrim bitches or you won't get any gravy this year. get told this by 5 friends and you're a mashed potato hoe.
The best part of the Thanksgiving dinner very delicious
The turkey dick is very tasty
a less offensive term than oaf for clumsy person
stop telling me your limo is triple parked; stop being such turkey fingers and learn the phrase "practice makes perfect"