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Used to describe people who are incapable, whether through disinterest or the inability to stop, of drinking socially: they either have a single drink, or they get completely shitfaced.
Person 1: Gents, who's up for a few brewskis after work tonight?
Person 2: Great idea, I could really use a couple of bevvies. Should I invite Dave?
Person 1: Nah, it's a Thursday night so you know he'll flake - we'll invite him tomorrow to get absolutely rinsed though!
Person 2: Classic two speed Dave.
The nickname used by Soviet Waifu on discord when he is in the middle of drawing hentai (specifically Zero Two) and cooming
Windmill : "I wonder what Soviet Waifu is doing"
Stupidgoose : "His nickname is Lewd Two, what do you think"
Windmill : "Horny"
A type of aids that you can only get for two days. The cure was found in 2011 by a student science club, called Aids 2.
That kid Joey was out sick with two daids.
Tasmanian slang, often said by cannabis-smokers from Northwest Tasmania. Refers to having two cones (US: bowls) in a row, generally before passing the bong to the next person.
"Time for a Tassie Two."
Medical code for sedation of a violent or intoxicated ER patient. Abbreviated from 5 mg of haldol and 2 mg of ativan.
Let's five and two the drunk guy.
Men who chill in hot tubs, several feet apart to ensure heterosexuality.
"Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay!"