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Two’s a Crowd

An undesirable situation for diners, because the pandemic has decimated so many lives worldwide that the authorities would allow foodcourts and restaurants to operate only if they limit to no more than one person per table at any time of the day.

Jeff was fined $3,000 the second time for breaking the “Two’s a crowd” rule twice, this time round for being caught at a fast-food outlet with an ex-colleague whom he’d not met for over a decade.

by Fasters March 6, 2022

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Forty-Two

In "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," the ultra-computer, "Deep Thought," is asked to give "the meaning of Life, The Universe and Everything." After a very long time calculating, Deep Thought declares the answer is "Forty-Two," which mystifies everyone.

Douglas Adams, the author of the "Hitchhiker" series, was familiar with computer programming. The symbol for a "wild card" -- a value that can be whatever the programmer desires and/or what the program needs to run -- is the "asterisk," which is this symbol * , sometimes called the "star" symbol."

In the American Standard Code for Instructional Interchange, or "ASCII," the "asterisk" is symbol number "42." Thus, "42" became a programmers' inside joke meaning "whatever you want it to be." Deep Thought could have said given its answer as, "anything" or "whatever you want it to be," but being a computer, it gave the ASCII code number, instead.

"I have an answer," Deep Thought said, "though I don't think you're going to like it."
"What is it?" asked the mice?

"The answer is....is...is...Forty-Two!"

Vroomfondle asked, "Is that it? What is THAT supposed to mean?"

Programmer 1: I'm going out for a burger, you want something?

Programmer 2: Sure.

Programmer 1: Okay, what do you want.

Programmer 2: Oh, I'm not sure. Get me Forty-Two.

by The Third Jay Guy January 27, 2019


Two-raced

When your one race on the outside and another on the Inside. When people judge you by your looks before they meet you and when they met you your totally the opposite of the stereotype of the race they thought you were. When everything you do or say is related to the race that is within you. When you feel like crap because you feel stuck in someone Elses body.

Malik: That black girl is so Two-Raced, got accepted into Havard, and all she wears is PINK Yoga Ulimate Pants, UGGS, and a black Northface.... She also listens to Katy Perry And is obsessed with Starbucks
Devin:Wow....

by People At School April 11, 2015


two daids

A type of aids that you can only get for two days. The cure was found in 2011 by a student science club, called Aids 2.

That kid Joey was out sick with two daids.

by trashemail December 2, 2011


Lewd Two

The nickname used by Soviet Waifu on discord when he is in the middle of drawing hentai (specifically Zero Two) and cooming

Windmill : "I wonder what Soviet Waifu is doing"
Stupidgoose : "His nickname is Lewd Two, what do you think"
Windmill : "Horny"

by Soviet Waifu January 12, 2021


Tassie Two

Tasmanian slang, often said by cannabis-smokers from Northwest Tasmania. Refers to having two cones (US: bowls) in a row, generally before passing the bong to the next person.

"Time for a Tassie Two."

by InDedede January 9, 2022


Two teen

Modified version of twenty by DK

Eighteen, Nineteen, Two teen

by darkangel_1004 January 7, 2021