Steal An Attack Walrus

To do something in a way that (though it may not be at all necessary) is incredibly awesome.

To choose what is awesome over what is 'right'.

1) Dude 1: "hey man you want an apple or an orange?"
Dude 2: *Eats own head*
Dude 1: "OMG, you just totally stole an attack walrus"

2) Dude 1: "My GF just dumped me I'm going to set off a tonne of nuclear warheads whilst sitting in a bunker ontop of them and blast myself out of the atmosphere"
Dude 2: "Hey man, don't steal an attack walrus"

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puffy walrus

jizzing on a girls face, then punching her

fewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww bvdsb wvwqea

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I am the Walrus

A famous Beatles song, when you watch the music video, you will see men dressed up like rabbits runnin around. Sometimes you think you're high on PCP, or weed when watchin the video. With that being said, it is a great song to get high to.
In the upcoming Beetles: Rock Band, when playing I am the Walrus, the band members will be dressed like rabbits, and in the background there is a trippy video.

Every now and then you wonder how high the Beatles were when they were writing this mighty fine song.

Guy: Bob you only had one puff.
Bob: I am the eggman!
Guy: No!
Bob: We are the eggmen!
Guy:Oh!
Bob: I am the Walrus!!!
Guy and Bob: Cuckoo-Ca-Choo!!!!

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walrus on ps5 controller

A kid that exploits in official island royale tournaments

"Did you get banned again?"
"Yeah, I'm like walrus on ps5 controller."

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going full walrus

Changing your mindset to that of a walrus

It's was at that point that Wallace lost his shit by going full walrus

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Cheeseburger Walrus

Noun.
From the SHOWCASE series TRAILERPARK BOYS;
An ugly and overweight woman who may or may not have dangling teeth.

"Check out that Cheeseburger Walrus by the bar with her friend, we may need a harpoon to take this one out"

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Japanese Walrus Sandwich

When a shemale fucks you in the ass through a rip in your pants, resembling a walrus' teeth. This is called a Japanese Walrus Sandwich, which is recommended never to try.

OMG! I just saw this porn and the shemale gave him a Japanese Walrus Sandwich!

Sonny: Why is Brandon walking like that?
Myles: Oh, Ryan gave him a Japanese Walrus Sandwich.

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