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Someone who works as a construction worker in the state of Wisconsin, and can't fix shit as far as roads go. Usually fucking up the flow of traffic with sloppy sign and barrel arrangements designed ultimately for you to fail while venturing through this beautiful land we call wisconsin.
Road worker: Hey wisconsin construction worker want to help me fix this road since it has been like this for over 6 months or so?
Wisconsin Construction Worker: Nah man fuck this shit, I'm from wisconsin. Why don't you kick that dirt around over there and move these rocks so we can go get shit faced and watch the brewers game?
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a beautiful town were ppl vacation and around every corner is some lazy ass cop. a town were cops aint got shit to do but pull people over for no reason.
be sure to wear your seatbelt in sturgeon bay wisconsin or else rocky'll pull ya over!
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The "SINGLE BEST TOWN IN AMERICA" voted by craft singles in 2010. Easily the best chain of lakes in the world, also the largest chain of lakes in the world. Home of the aqua devils waterski team.
Dude three lakes wisconsin is the single best town in America. Yah man i know. easily...
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When you get done having anal intercourse and you look down and realize that the used dirty condom is still inside your partners anus. Upon farting, a fart and semen filled rubber bubbles out of your partners ass like a prairie dog
After Tommy got drunk and plowed me in the ass i farted and realized he gave me a wisconsin prairie dog
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the biggest party school in Wisconsin, you'll find drunkards every night of the week. don't forget about thirsty thursady! (oh, and every other day of the week)
"A weekend in Madison? I don't think I can handle another liver transplant."
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Tit-fucking a man's hairy chest. The friction created between the penis and chest hair will cause a fire. You may use your ejaculate to put out the fire a la the California Wild Fire or let it burn all night.
Guy#1: Take a look at that guy's rack.
Guy#2: Those are some big, hairy titties. Perfect for a Wisconsin Wild Fire.
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found only around devils lake wisconsin the wisconsin leopard monkey is similar to the squirrel but red in color the leopard monkey also sounds similar most mistake it as a red squirrel
no examples the wisconsin leopard monkey has never been photographed
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