OPM Board

irishmalt doesn't like my definition of OPM board :(

So I will not make another one. Oh and JC1 sucks tech cawk.

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board whore

A member of the Board of a company that does not look out for the shareholders interest.

John was a board whore when he voted for the merger, knowing it would enrich him but stiff the average investor.

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board banger

Someone with a magic board, magic meow mix and a magic beat.

Skateboard Mc is a real board banger cause he got the beat in the system and let the bass hum.

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song-boarding

Where a song is repeatedly played in a secluded room to drive someone nuts and confess. From water boarding.

When glueing him to his seat with chewing gum failed, we tried song-boarding him - his favourite Neil song. Within ten mins he went like, Ok, Ok, I'll tell you where I put the Doritos.

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Strategy Board

Group of coworkers/carpoolers that, while subordinate in rank to just about every other person in a company, knows exactly how the company should be run, who's incompetent, lazy or genius, who should be fired, etc. Highly sensitive to fairness, tardiness, language. If only the powers that be would consult them, the company would flourish. . .

Cuber A: Aye, how's it going?

Cuber B: Psssh, pretty good weekend, couldn't complain. Then, of course, had to endure a strategy board meeting the whole way in.

Cuber A: Get a car, man.

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board 8

on gamefaqs, it is the summer contest 2004 board...known previously as summer contest 2002, summer contest 2003, spring 2004 contest. This board consists of fads, kirbies, ackbars, cat-girl lovers, and contests. The god of the board is known as Ultimaterializer...his opinion usually destroys noobs. Next in line is Tombs, Heroic Metool, Steinershocker, and Heroic Mario. The board's also known for trolls - Silencer S (now an ex-troll), shin ramza, Icehawk...people who think they are kings - Funkadelict (believes the only right opinion is him), the jp (calls himself a dictator of the board)...the intelligent people - Amazing Telephone (knows his games)...the jokers - Aeon Azuran, Steal This Account, Rei, GANON1025...and a few others.

The mod of the board is red13n. Whenever he's around, he marks things.

I declared this board to be board 8

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long board

a long dick.

Jessica rode Mr. Bell's long board hard and fast while in detention.

Jessica: WOOO.
Mr. Bell: HARDER.

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