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Smoking to much weed you physically can not get up
Syn: Frozen
Man I was so chair locked last night from smoking all that dank
When you lie down on your front, on a massage chair, to give yourself an enormous erection, to then give your misses a good seeing too.
Darling I’m just chair chubbing myself up and I’ll be good to go!
A piece of furniture in a dumpster you use to for banging a ratchet on.
Eric had a ratchet chair fun time last night.
Just a really really op chair.
Normal Person: HeS HaCkInG oR uSiNg AiM bOt Or SoMeThInG
Smart person: Nah, He just has a really good gaming chair.
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How bisexual people sit with a weird slouched knee-high crossed legged position. Its fucking weird but hell its comfortable.
Human one:
wow
Human two:
what
Human one:
your so gay man
Human two:
why thank you I love my bi chair
Human one:
How the hell do you do that
Human two:
Practice hun practice *sips the tea*
When you fall and you fold up over your face.
Rob Dyrdek: Thats what you call the lawn chair when you fold over your facelike that.
Kid falling-
Texas slut: Man, that guy just did a lawn chair!
SoCal skank: That was gnarly!
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The stamped metal chairs (sometimes padded), usually of a puke-brown or dull gray color, with a seat that folds up that you often encounter en masse at public fairs and other gatherings, outdoor weddings, sit-down concerts, church auditoriums, and so forth. Said chairs are designed to be stackable and often come on large racks. Notorious for getting skin-searingly hot if left exposed in sunlight for any length of time.
I went to a concert this summer and nearly burnt my legs on one of those fair chairs!
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