Master splinter

A person who looks like a rat, but with the training of the Karate. So in essence Master Splinter is just a Ninja Rat Boy

Ahh! Master Splinter you have honoured us with your presence.

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Dungeon Master

A term used in BDSM for a singular male or female who rules over a group of at least three other individuals at the same time. The persons role is similar to that of a dominatrix but with multiple subjects or "Dungeonee's"

"Hey man, you wanna hang out tonight?"
"No way, if i skip out on my dungeon master again she'll pour wax into my ass."
"eew...."

"Did you catch the game last night?"
"nah bro-man, i was to busy being a dungeon master"

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Master of Puppets

Probably the greatest Metallica, if not greatest metal album, ever released. With awesome songs such as Master of Puppets (the best of all), Welcome Home (Sanitarium), Disposable Heroes, and Damage Inc, this ablum does not fail. Metallica's...no, METAL's landmark.

Retard: liek omg, korn is soooo hevy
Guy: No, Metallica is the real deal. Listen to Master of Puppets.
Retard: liek omg ther gay the sold out lol noob
Guy: Dumbass

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master of puppets

master of puppets is by far metallicas greatest album and probably the greatest metal album ever if you dont agree with me that it is ill come to your house and saw your fuckin head off and shove it up your ass and leave you to rot while vultures and other scavanger animals continue to peck away at your filthy rotten disqusting metallica hating faggoty ass body

guy 1:master of puppets is a good album
guy 2:no master of puppets is by far the greatest album ever created and just for saying that you will die a horrible death ass hole!

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Master Baiter

Someone who is exceptionally gifted at baiting a fishing line.

Guy: Wow look at his mad skills baiting that line.

Dude: Duhh you retard...he's a Master Baiter.

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Master chug

Occurs when someone pulls their shirt over their head and chugs a beer through the shirt, in someone else's grill. Although messy, it provides a great "fuck you" to anyone you perform it on.

Level of difficulty: 9.3

Dude, toss me a beezo, i need to master chug this motherfucker for slaying that bitty i had my eye on

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fuck master

A man or woman who is so good at fucking, is labeled as a fuck master.

I climaxed last night because my boyfriend is quite a fuck master.

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