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Poole (Dorset)

Poole is a town next to Bournemouth filled with children who think they are very big and scary. Also the Crackheads that roam the town centre barking at people. I sadly live in this shithole please get me out.

'Poole (Dorset) is really nice' 'I don't want to be friends with you after saying that'

by JamieTranspotter October 27, 2023


Romanian Pool

A variation of pool, where your opponent will put his scrotum over the pocket, so if his opponent lands the shot, he is hit in the testicles with the full force of the shot.

Romanian #1: Romanian #3’s balls are swollen the size of tennis balls
Romanian #2: Damn, did you guys get into some Romanian pool last night?
Romanian #1: fuck yea

by NugDealer69420xx March 13, 2022


pool attendant

A piece of shit that doesn't know how to do their job.

manager: can u clean the waterslide?
pool attendant: ...
*doesn't clean waterslide*

by lovedrunk97 March 11, 2017


Florida Pool

A pool of jizz from a Disney dad running down a cast members cheek while his wife and kids are asleep at the hotel.

"Where have you been? The parade starts in 5 minutes!"

"I had to clean up the Florida Pool from that Disney Dilf!"

by Thatguyfromsaskatchatoon November 13, 2020


Pool floaters

Ejaculating in a pool and having your semen float around. Not to be confused with fish food which is whe you nut in a pool and a girl swims through it and eats it

Lest hop in Man

Nah man that shit got pool floaters

by Rac.coonman April 1, 2019


Poole hospital

A curious building, full of weak and vulnerable creatures such as Ben Pease. Those who enter are often found in the garbage out the back. Treatment usually stretches across a couple of months when illegal working numbers are low. Poole Hospital isn't a place for the faint hearted, nor' the British.

I just got caught up in a brawl, in the Poole hospital reception. A one armed kid just knicked the last free magazine .

by YungBoiOfAtlanta December 10, 2018


noah poole

An ugly ass piece of shit who should kill themselves.

Have you seen that guy Noah Poole

by Cummywummybummy March 7, 2022