Simcoe Salmon Swim

cumming inside of a vagina, regardless of the vagina's owner making specific requests against it prior to the sex act.
-not unlike salmon, your boys are swimming upstream to spawn....however, you are drunk, and we all know that when you are drunk you can't get a girl pregnant
see also whoops-a-daisy

C'lins - "you perform the Simcoe Salmon Swim last night?"
Mac - "you would be punctilious in assuming so"
C'lins - "awesome man! i hope you were drunk though"
Mac - "fuck, mother fucker, i know how to execute the mother fucking simcoe salmon swim, i practically invented that shit"
C'lins - "let us celebrate with the drinking of several pabst blue ribbons"

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Salmon Snatch

A hoe who has a pussy with fiery red hair covering her crotch.

"Haha, Sally has a salmon snatch!"
"Smelly Sally has a salmon snatch!"

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Salmon Sausage

A very very long slimy penis. Approximately 30m in length.

Woah, he has a massive salmon sausage.

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smoking the salmon

Having such intense sex, that you set off the smoke detector.

I had the fire department show up at my girls place, since we were smoking the salmon.

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salmon hog box

The act of performing oral sex on a female after the both of you have rolled around in mud like hogs for hours making the vagina sweaty and smelling like salmon

I gave Stacy the best salmon hog box on the farm the other weekend

Alaskan Salmon Run

The act of inserting Swedish fish into your parters Anal cavity and sucking it out.

Hey babe you wanna use the leftover movie candy for an Alaskan Salmon Run.

Brown Sugared Salmon

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You: Hey, can I get a brown sugared salmon?
Attendant: MMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, tssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh