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the NASA scale

just like a NASA launch, counting down from 1 to 10 while watching the ladies. from a distance she looks hot (a 10,) but by the time she's right in front of you she turns out to be glass-shatteringly ugly (a 1.)

dan and stan are walking down main street when they see a woman at the other end of the block walking towards them-
dan: dude! check her out, she's a 10!!
stan: nah, maybe a nine.
dan: yeah, she's kind of fat. make her an 8.
stan: and her nose looks like an eggplant. 7.
dan: gross! she's got a huge booger, too! 6.
stan: and a better mustache than either of us. 5.
dan: look at her hat-she's got no hair! 4.
stan: except for her legs. 3.
dan: you could open a bottle of beer with the gap between her front teeth! 2.
stan: and she's cross-eyed to boot! 1.
both: ah, houston, we've got a problem-ABORT! ABORT!
dan: thank god for the NASA scale!

by earpuller November 19, 2010

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Fail Scale

1) Scale in which the average person may fail.
2) Arrangement of Fails in order of least to greatest.

Fail Scale
1. Fail
2. Failure
3. Monstrous Fail
6. Planetary Fail

5. Epic Fail
6. Galactic Fail

by UnlikeCylinder May 26, 2009

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human scale

The size, texture and articulation of physical elements that match the size and proportions of human sight and speed.

The design features of traditional main streets are generally of a human scale.

by jsuffs June 27, 2015

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Igga Scale

A scale to rank African Americans, starting from best to worst:

Trigger: A true nigger
Nigger: A normal black person, nothing special
Wigger: A white boy who wants to be a nigger
Tricca: A trick nigga
Snigga: A snitch nigga

Cam: Man doe, that boy clemons is such a trigger.

Rex: Fuck you say?

Cam: A trigger man, a true nigger. Know your igga scale

by MCW executives December 10, 2012

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Clydesdale Scale

A scale used for rating girls by deciding how many Clydesdales it takes to rip her face off.
From the movie Air Heads

Dude if she was so hot, what did she rank on the Clydesdale Scale?

I would put it at 6

Damn thats hot

by Amish Protection Program July 15, 2009

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Ro-Scale

Take small children who have the IQ of a goldfish with autism, some model trains, and Roblox. Now cram it all together. Boom, now you got Ro-Scale.

Ro-Scale is essentially roblox trains but they’re tiny. They use DCC remotes and all that stuff and then little children come along to leak and randomly delete your train for no reason.

Person 1: Have you ever heard of Ro-Scale Insert game name here
Person 2: Shut up kid.

by Whatwasnixie June 11, 2021

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Badassitude scale

The scale or meter that badassitude is measured. Badassitude being the numerical value of badass or being of badass. The badassitude scale is from 0-100, 0 being the lowest, 100 being the highest. Reaching 100 is extremely difficult, 0 isn't as hard. The badassitude scale is opposite of the douchebaggery scale which starts after badassitude is negative. Going over 100 is difficult and it breaks the scale but at which point you or it becomes Alucard.

Holy crap look at that guy, he is so badass his badassitude on the Badassitude scale must be like 95!

by KingShafer February 4, 2008

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