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noun; A highly dubious cover story.
Reporter: So what happened?
Govt Spokesman: Apparently a dingo shark broke in last night and killed the entire royal family. Luckily, the Communist Party have been kind enough to step in and secure order.
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The act of giving someone fellatio, while submerged in a bath tub. Stipulations include, the giver wearing a snorkel, and the receiver defecating a floater so it bumps into the givers head, effectively acting as the shark.
Bill- "That was a great shit-shark! Hopefully we can do it again sometime?"
Sarah- "I don't think so, my head is bruising."
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The office shark is a legendary beast that senselessly attacks office workers, forcing them to go home early. The shark may attack at any time, however the office shark is especially active on Fridays, carrying many a worker off into weekend.
Tim just had a shark attack and had to go home. The office shark has been especially active this week.
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was: a cool web site where you could vote on when shows jumped
is: a lame web page on TV Guide
1. jumptheshark.com jumped the shark when it went to TV Guide.
2. Kid: Dad, I think that Bewitched jumped the shark when Dick York left the show.
Dad (under his breath) *whippersnapper*
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A pick-up artist. Someone who is well adapted to hitting on women and getting sexual favors from them.
That guy gets whatever chick he wants, he's a real poon shark.
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The act of seeking out an unsuspecting person with the sole purpose of cumming on them without permission.
The target matters not, it can be their face, breasts, behind, back, and even their feet.
"Yo man, hear what happened to Kathleen the other day? She was sleepin in the library when some guy cum sharked her, it was gnarly."
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To have attention or recognition directed away from a person -- either intentionally or accidentally -- to such a degree that no one remembers that person (and in severe cases, could signal the end of that person's career).
This definition comes from the halftime show of Superbowl XLIX on February 1, 2015, when American singer Katy Perry's performance was overshadowed by a dancer dressed in a shark costume -- on her left side -- who appeared to forgot his choreography and danced differently than the other shark-dressed dancer on the right side.
That band tonight was totally left sharked by their opening act.