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When person 1 smacks person 2's face with his wiener and yells repeatedly, "Who's the boss??" while taking a dump on person 2's chest.
Hey, did you hear about how Jacob gave Brean a Sea Storm?
Yeah, I heard she knew who the boss was!
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A new semi-automatic carbine rifle developed by Beretta, uses light and robust polymeric materials.
It is a multi-caliber carbine allowing it to fire rounds such as the 9mm, .45 S&W and the 45 ACP.
The Beretta CX4 Storm semiautomatic carbine is a sporting or personal defense firearm with a particulary captivating appearance and simplicity of use.
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A "Perfect Storm" occurs during intercourse, when an individual pisses on his or her partner, farts in their face, then slaps them so hard that they see stars. The piss represents the the rain, the fart represents thunder, and the stars they see represent lightning. Thus creating a "perfect storm".
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I was mad at my girlfriend last night, so during sex I gave her a "Perfect Storm".
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A person that is so afraid of bad weather such as lightning, thunder, etc..
So they always look out every window every 2 seconds, look at the weather every two seconds, and freak out if they see one cloud.
OH MY GOD DUDE THERES CLOUDS ITS GONNA RAID!!!
Dude quit being a Storm Trooper, gosh..
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When an individual sits down on the toilet and anticipates a "no wipe" condition. In doing so they flush the toilet as the bowl exits the colon and in a brief maneuver they stand up and exit the room, often in the amount of time it takes just to just take a leak.
Shit man that was fast!!! Dude I had the perfect storm....yea I just dropped one...NO WAY
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when going down on a person, they fart directly into your face.
She stopped and left my apartment immediately after the dust storm kicked up.
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Bone storm is to have sex with another person wildly.
Bone Storm is a reference to World Of Warcraft the first boss in Icecrown Citadel named Marrowgar has a special move called Bone Storm and he spins wildly about.
Dude I heard you were going to Bone storm that chick in your english class tonight?!
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