When someone finds a wad of something and then sticks it in their eyeball thinking that will help with their vision.
I just stuck a wad of wood in my eyeball and now I have wad eye. I'm so fucking stupid, why on earth did I do that... NOW I HAVE SPLINTERS IN MY MOTHERFUCKING EYEBALLS! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
The act of filling a bong with jizz and then taking a hit of ganja.
Karl wad and stoned his way through "college."
a gay man who is so gay to the point of the lgbtq saying that theyre too gay.
Me: You met (insert male, mid-class, suburban name here)
Homie: nah, i dont care about that gay-wad!
Me: I knew he was gay, but not that gay.
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When someone gets offended easily when you didn’t mean anything by it.
Mitch: dude why would you say that?!?!
Patrick: chill man I didn’t mean anything by it, don’t get your jock in a wad.
When you try to type every work possible only using the WASD keys
Im so bored imma just try to type every word possible using the WASD keys
literally 10 min later... Ok i found out that sad dad wad ad is the most possible words in WASD, i just wasted 10 min of my life im never getting back
This is actually not dirty. It refers to the interference during the Cubs almost-win in the World Series. It is a Chicago slang term. It refers to the man who "knocked" the ball out of the glove of a player that "cost the Cubs the World Series".
Ya you know, da guy who cost da Cubs da World Series, dat guy's a jerk-wad ball toucher. Dat's what he is.