Hand cramping and spams from excessive highlighting and writing; seen most at the start of the school year after summer break.
"Chemistry has so many notes, I've got highlighter's hand now."
An act used for manually penetrating an orifice for the purposes of pre lubrication prior to penetration via a limb, specially a hand, knuckle, finger, wrist or elbow... consent is a must for this activity...
Man, I’d love to give her a strong hand wanding, right up to the elbow...
Intense and at times, violent masturbation.
"OMG I walking into the house and caught my sister hand slamming herself, my eyes will never be the same again."
When a guy has very rough, calloused hands. Usually a result from years of wear on the hands.
Sophie: Hey Tina, I heard Joe felt you up last night, how was it?
Tina: Wasnt as good as I was expecting, major case of blacksmith hands!
Sophie: Nasty...
Shower Hands - Adj
Used to describe the fingers of person who has been in a shower for a while and cannot roll a cigarette or joint.
Guy 1: Aww, shit dude. I've been washing up for a job and now i can't roll a doobie for after. Fucking shower hands
Guy 2: Sucks bro
An upward movement of the hand repeatedly to signify agreement or excitement. Done by the students at Howard University
Person A: Hello my name is Kayla and I'm from Atlanta!
Person in Audience: Woooooooooo! *does Howard hand*
An individual, often a co-worker or your one perverted uncle, that sneaks up behind you and gives you a quick, friendly feel up and erogenous zone grope.
I was bent over handing an order out the drive thru and old Jimmy Hands groped my ball sack.
Uncle Carl