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It's not quite touching cloth so it's not considered shiting your pants it's just a turtle head poking so technically you have not shit your pants quite yet.
Kerrie: Hey Mike hurry up I need to use the bathroom, I'm showing point.
Mike: So what you're telling me is you shit your pants. Why should I rush out of the bathroom if you already shit your pants?
Kerrie: No you dumbass I'm showing point which means I did not shit my pants , so get out of the bathroom before I shit my pants.
When you are watching tv and your family starts talking and you cant hear the tv
Dude,I was watching the walking dead and my family came in and started show bombing
about to gasm but just not quite making it. Right on the edge.
I was bent over my bed and my husband was doing me from behind. I was a little sore from an early enconter so I could not cum. I was close "right there at the show"
A woman named Sarah that had a body of a goddess. She breaks jaws and necks when she walks into a room.
Man you see that smoke show? Her name has got to be Sarah.
A show where you watch someone named Ruby try to eat food while hiding their face and flipping you off
Hey, Kevin! Do you wanna watch the Ruby show
In response to Jonathan accusation that I was "Show Boating"
I one uped him to inform him, that I was in fact,
SHOW YACHTING
Jonathan : Chris You're Such a Show Boating.
Chris: I'm Show Yachting, You peasant!
When a girl claims she's 'bi-' or 'bi-curious' just to attract the attention of another girl to either turn her boyfriend on or attract other guys. Usually happens at swing clubs or in bars after midnight. But when the time comes to 'put-up or shut-up' she turns shy and backs off.
us: She's hot and says she's bi- but her boyfriend is just ok, let's get a room and you 2 girls can have some fun.
them (after we get the room): 'I'm not really bi-, I just like to play with girls on the dance floor'.
us: Damn, that bitch was just 'bi- for show'