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Swallowed a tiny cactus

When you hook up someone that has an STD. It looked tasty and easy, but it didn’t turn out that way.

Tammy: How did it go with Joe?

Melissa: Not good. I swallowed a tiny cactus and now I’ve got to get treated for this rash.

by LackOfAfro February 1, 2023


Tiny Farmer Jacob

Tiny Farmer Jacob can be also known as a very tiny blonde boy. They are also usually midgets who make fun of other people because they think they’re the shit. Most of them have super high-pitched voices and don’t know when to shut up, most of the time they are tryhards.

Oh my god, Tiny Farmer Jacob is so annoying, he won’t stop talking. He’s still pretty cool tho I guess.

by Johnny Sanders January 20, 2020


dynamite tiny package

A woman that is considered to be a spinner and possesses a hell of a body with curves in all the right places.

See that sexy petite Tiny over there?! Redefines Dynamite in that sweet honey Tiny's Package. Mmhmmmm. Dynamite Tiny Package

by snickered February 25, 2019


tiny tim-ing

To express to others your own state of hardship. i.e. lack of money, job, place to live etc. Sometimes a ploy to garner sympathy. Also used to redirect mooches to another person.

derived from the character tiny Tim in "a christmas carol"

person 1 - "hey man, wanna grab a drink?"

person 2 - "oh i can't, i'm broke, my dog died, my back hurts,,...."

person 1 - "stop tiny tim-ing me!"

by portlandwombat January 25, 2012


tiny foot licker

when someones foot is smaller then the other one and someone licks it

Johnathan did you hear that brad is a tiny foot licker

by tinyfootlicker February 15, 2022


Teeny Tinies Com

Teeny Tinies Com also known as TTC is a safe environment community for people to revert back to a younger or childlike state of mind mostly used as a coping mechanism for things like PTSD, depression, anxiety, and other mental health challenges. Not recommend by psychologists but is a hobby. Tinies simply from the constant stress from the world around them. This community is strictly sfw (safe for work) and for all ages

Did you hear about the new community the Teeny Tinies Com.

by Angelic.fairy.kiddo March 15, 2021


tiny plastic dinosaur

Things that you place around the house as a joke but lose track of, and eventually find over the years like Easter eggs.

Gosh I sure hate stepping on secret tiny plastic dinosaurs.

by Just a person procrastinating October 14, 2021