you egg

Someone calling you an idiot.
Or you just look like an egg in general.

You: what is Our Science teachers name again?
Me: Mr.Wilson you egg

Or
Me: I look like an egg

Cracking Eggs

The act of unloading ones sack onto a woman's face

"What does cracking eggs mean?" James Marriott asked
"Oh damn, I've never even been near a woman"

poop egg

a poop that is shaped like a fucking egg

Person 1: did my bird just lay a poop egg
Person 2: no its a pooop thats shaped like an egg
Person 1: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I GET IT UR A POOP EGG

good egg

A person who is of great standards. Has done some thing well, or pleased some one.

Rory says 'Can you get me lunch?'
Tom says'I already got it for you'
Rory says 'You're a good egg'

Fat Egg

Someone who is shaped like an egg usually have a small head, a fat body and an even fatter ass. Also An insult to stupidity

You are such a Fat Egg

easter egg

1) A painted egg, often hidden by the Easter bunny on Easter. May also be a chocolate egg with some sort of filling.
2) A secret, hidden inside a video game, DVD movie, or even one of Strong Bad's e-mails. Often, it's not needed to progress a story.

1) 8-year-old: YAY! The Easter bunny rules! He brought me some Easter eggs.

2) Wow, Strong Bad's emails are not only funny, but the Easter eggs really make me pay attention.

Egyptian Egg

A tasty breakfast meal. It involves taking a piece of bread, buttering it, cutting a hole in the middle of it and then cracking an egg into the hole. The bread and egg are cooked on a skillet, flipped over once, and served.

What shall we have for breakfast?
In honor of the Egyptian Eggbeater, how about some Egyptian Eggs!