National shat day occurs on December 22nd. It’s one day of the year that Shat is formally recognized by her friends and is treated like royalty.
Shat day is the best day!
Let’s celebrate shat day by telling her how much we appreciate her!
-big shat noises- dude, what is that smell? its my big shat.
Farted, but not a normal fart. One that smells like poop and causes people to evacuate the vicinity.
Oh man, someone just shat their basket..
To shit in someone else’s house and leave no skid marks or smell without their knowledge
I ninja shat at the party last night
A shat whag or shat wag person who know thing that mean nothing. They can spill facts on the most random topics out of the blue.
“your mum is such a shat whag”
“wtf is a shat whag”
“a shat whag is a bitch who know random topics and lives to talk about them”
A fart, toot, poor or flactuaence.
My dad loves to shat chat and blame it on me.
A shitting tournament with a March Madness type bracket (ie. whoever takes the most shits in a day).
Are you competing in March Shatness?
Of course I am!