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Chris

When somebody shits their pants in a public location. Often times it is for money but in some cases the subject does the deed for pure enjoyment.

"Yo guys, I just heard someone Chris'd at the MacDonalds down the street!"

by MacDonald's Employee February 02, 2010


Chris

a guy who seems very nice and friendly, but secretly forgets your birthday and is a total perve. DOUCHE

Azza- OMG CHRIS SUCKS BALLS
Maeve- yeh i kno

by Azzaaaaa August 26, 2008


Chris

A adjective that describes a gay sir who likes siyapoosts and ebony.

"Man you are such a chris!"

Wow screw you

by Swagyolonig November 14, 2013


Chris

Chris has the nicest and most flirtatious personality. Sometimes, though, there will be a two-faced Chris. That kind you want to look out for- very funny, probably trying to make up for something(like ugly looks, bad grades, family problems, etc). They will be one person while talking to him on the phone then he is in person. He might be sensitive at one moment, then a total douche. He might even be perverted, so watch out all girls!
Most of the time though, you have nothing to worry about. He can be the nicest, funniest, coolest guys you ever meet. He could be sexy but yet still a gentleman. Hope you find the right type of Chris!

chick 1: Hey girl, I just met Chris last night!
chick 2: Nice! Wait, what kind of Chris?
chick 1: I don't know yet, I hope he's a cool dude.
chick 2: I would watch out if I were you...
chick 1: Yeah, I'm sure he's not that bad of a guy

or
chick 1: Hey! I just met Chris last night!
chick 2: Nice! The good kind or the bad kind?
chick 1: The nice kind of course! he was freaking hot!

by tiedye12345 April 01, 2012


Chris

The blackest kid in the city.

Man, that kid is so black he is almost a Chris.

by iPodularDevice December 08, 2010


chris

A women beater. i.e: chris brown

guy 1:OMG! he beat up his girlfriend
guy 2: what a chris

by Pendoo34 March 15, 2009


chris

a nasty ass, stupid, beat, looser, likes cop callers that put him in jail, likes nasty chin hair whores, the list can go on and on. its not anything nice either

omg look at chris hes with that nasty chin hair whore....

chris your so beat....

hey chris can you stop at the store i need to shave my chin hair....

hi my name is chris and i like a nasty chin hair cop caller that put me jail

a man that is stupid

a lifer at barleycorns.....

by crazy legz 1 January 11, 2011