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Drifting in and out of consciousness while watching random series or movies on Netflix.
We don't have class today so I will be taking a Netflix Nap for the rest of the day.
I took such a hard Netflix Nap my shows started to mix in with my dreams and before I knew it the Doctor was saving the cheerleader and the world again, after we were falling off a cliff tapdancing.
(noun) The principle that parental units, small children, or people you care deeply about WILL walk in during THE ONLY sex scene in the movie you are watching. Law applies regardless of movie streaming service.
*Two people kissing on screen. One has pantyhose on their head*
Younger Brother: What. Are you...
Me: ITS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE. Goddamn you law of netflix...
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*Watching Doctor Who. Dad walks in.*
Dad: Alright, lets figure out why you like this show so much.
*Le one shirtless scene EVER*
When you try to Netflix and chill but she jerks away from the D
Cara is such a slut. I had to Netflix and jerk with her.
An acquired world view based solely on the documentaries featured on Netflix. Individuals tend to have little or sub-par post-high school education. Individuals tend to surround themselves with like minded individuals (see "Circle Jerk") and very rarely read. They also tend to ride fixed-gear bicycles and hang in urban coffee shops and almost always vote as liberally as possible.
Person A: "And then he said we would be much better off if we would stop ignoring the greatest minds of our time, like Neil degrasse Tyson and Bill Nye".
Person B: "Was he joking?"
Person A: " No, he was really serious. He must have a Netflix Education."
People use this as a cover up for the word sex. Created by kids.. This term was created to be able to talk about sex and hooking up... Without actually saying sex.
Hey babe.. Wanna Netflix and chill?
Or:
Where did jake go? Oh him and Liza are Netflix and chilling
Watching Netflix with the squad whilst smoking a copious amount of 420maraweywey
squad member #1 in group chat: yo lads who wanna "Netflix and grill " at mine?
rest of squad: we out front
Netflix and Chill consists of 3 concepts:
1- Genuine Netflix and Chill
2- Netflix and chill with the cheeky kiss etc
3- All out Netflix and chill, no itty gritty bits.
First of all, you have to find the suitable programme/film for the concept you're like, you know...feeling. So, that can take a considerably long amount of time. Secondly, if the girl chooses the programme/film and it's utter shite, you have to stick with it and watch the WHOLE fucking thing, in other words, Netflix and chill has ultimately failed. However, if you can fish out what the girl is feeling, ie Concept 3, you put on a suitable genre of film/programme for example, action. This way, the sound you make in the bedroom is covered by the action movie, and you almost feel like you're part of the script. And that's basically how to Netflix and chill with Huge L Smith
Elouise do you wanna netflix and chill?