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When you are so dumb that if you killed your brain cells you would get smarter
Friend 1: what’s 1+1
Friend 2: idk
Friend 1: you have off toast
Somebody who is so dumb, that being brain dead would make them smarter
Person 1: Dude look at that kid over there i think he has off toast
Kid:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
the holes in a toaster where bread goes
(no shit!!)
don't stick ur finger in the toast well, son
The sex position of the CENTURY! the butter has to be thick and creamy and the bread has to be HOT and CRISPY! Slab the butter all over the toast and lick it in an up and down motion for an unforgettable breakfast.
oooooh Last night we tried the buttery toast and it CHANGED MY LIFE!
Burnt toast and then they burn it even more and then they have the audacity to scrape off the burnt only to toast it some more
Person1: I like my food with a bit of crispy on it
Person2: EW- that's the equivalent of like DAD TOAST
Person1: Dad toast is fire bro, what r u talking about???!?!?!?!?!??
'Scenes on toast' can be used in a variety of contexts especially when seeing something that is impressive, interesting and/or appealing to a 18-year old virgin. The history is derived from 'beans on toast' as well as 'absolute scenes'.
Wow! did you see those nudes? Absolute scenes on toast!
A bachelor party / stag party prank. When the groom passes out in the sun, eggs and bread are applied to his naked body. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the groom.
Morgs and 14 of his mates went to Kaiikooora for his stag party. We dressed him in only a g string and made him drink fish bait with warm beer. When he passed out in the sun we french toasted him!