Tommy Bastow

This is an angel that is featured in many myths from the 21st Century. It's frequently used to describe incredibly attractive young men who sing in Alternative Rock bands.

oh my gosh, he's such a Tommy Bastow!

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c!tommy

C!tommy deserves everything he deserves the world <33 i hope c!tommy pillow is always cold, I hope he never has a bad hair day, I hope his charger works forever.

Have you heard of c!tommy?
Yeah! I love c!tommy so much! :D

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Tommy Gun

A pint of beer with three olives and a splash of grinadine. Usually consumed at strip clubs. The olives start dancing like a lava lamp.

That Tommy Gun was bouncin and the hoes where intrigeud like moths to a flame!

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the tommy special

If you are going to have sex but forgot condoms and are uncircumcised and don’t wanna go raw just staple your foreskin together and boom the tommy special

Babe did you get the condoms, no but i got my stapler and foreskin so ima pull the tommy special

Steamy Tommy

Exhaling hot air onto your index finger and then inserting it into another person's ear. Similar to a Wet Willy.

Person 1: "My inner ear is feeling dry"
Person 2: "Want me to give you a steamy tommy, freshen that up a bit?"
Person 1: "No, thank you"
Person 2: "TOO BAD!" *Puts warm, slightly moist finger into ear*

Tommy Wheeler

⭕️‘s biggest neek but lives in Dorset.

“Look! It’s Tommy Wheeler actively chilling with youngers”

Tommy Rolled

Tommy Rolling is like Rick Rolling except with TommyInnit lip sinking to Bruno Mars "That's What I Like"

Chad "Bro Did you see that Wilber Soot just got Tommy Rolled on his stream".
Erik "Yeah he got so mad".