Kathy Johnson, 8, Third Grade
"The Roughy Rough and Tough Spaceship soars to all the planets in five minutes each. It can ruin any crater in it's path. It can take samples of the air, and 5,000 people can fit in it. It can also capture the Martians and aliens. It can go to heaven and steal the clouds. It can go to "Planet X" and "The Monkey Planet" with insane monkeys. The monkeys and "Monkey Planet" travel to Earth and get all the bananas in the world."
Is from a newspaper article and was posted on the Gamefaqs Message Board LUE
*Flies through topic in Roughy Rough and Tough Spaceship *
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Frustrated and ignorant people who show up to political town hall meetings to intimidate hard-working individuals who are there to discuss solutions to real political and economic problems.
Their main methods of getting their voices heard are loudly parroting idiotic buzzwords such as "socialism", "nazi" and "death panel" while brandishing guns only to reveal they themselves are just spineless pussies with guns.
These people are typically dredged from a fantasy world where it's OK to spend trillions upon trillions of dollars on unjustified foreign wars while denouncing a domestic programs that would actually empower American people in the face of a collusive healthcare industry.
Amazingly similar to the "Internet Tough Guy" we have to bear on internet forums.
Town Hall Protestor: Obamer is a socialist nazi! NO GOVMUNT HEALTHCARE!!
Rational Person: Jesus, that Town Hall Tough Guy needs to get laid...
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Naturally tough and strong in times of adversity and hardship.
Reference to Mos Def's song: "Workers' Comp."
"Tell them tough guys we tougher than tough times..."
-Mos Def
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A word made up by people who stalk people they envy online. This person may be successful, have a girlfriend, be going somewhere in life, or just a better overall person than the people labeling him. It's kind of like how religions call people who don't believe in the hocus pocus magical mythical crap from over 2000 years ago to scare people into being civilized atheists. It's a made up word from the masses to exclude people that would actually stand up for themselves instead of being a coward little bitch to something they know is going on.
stalker coward named cory: blah, blah, blah, and some more shit talking because i am a jealous little bitch
the supposed tough guy: so you want to meet in person and deal with what you have been doing?
stalker coward named cory: lol, i'm telling everyone you're a internet tough guy.
the supposed tough guy: so you're going to lie because you envy me and that i called you out like a man? why don't you go bang my ex so you know what someone successful has to throw out to move on in life.
stalker coward named cory: i'm sorry, you're right. i'm just a jealous loser who you tried to be friends with but instead i stalked, harassed, mocked, and lied till i ruined your life. <---this last line never happens because let's face it, only responsible people admit mistakes and those are far and few.
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not as crazy and tough as one professes or appears to be; anybody can call themselves a "bad ass," but you have to be able to back it up.
Joe couldn't walk his talk; he was phony tough and crazy brave.
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when you try to roast sonic and he says back βtough talk for a fella with a small cockβ you instantly die.
you: βsonic you are gayβ
sonic: βtough talk for a fella with a small cockβ
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The new age tough guy- is a wanna-be man sitting in the passenger seat of his girlfriends car yelling derogatory statements from the safety of an enclosed vehicle at people they do not like.
PSA: although many in number. Not a significant threat due to worrying more about you than themselves. Most will die off due to lack of success and motivation.
That new age tough guy just called me a faggit from 100 yards away. They are always a safe distance away.
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