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Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour is Snoop Dogg's upcoming summer tour for 2017. He's performing at sixteen resorts worldwide to promote his new single "Mount Kushmore." Kush is a strain of Marijuana from India (cannabis indica).
Are you looking for a new way to achieve optimal health this summer? Come and see Snoop Dogg in concert as he begins his Mount Kushmore Wellness Retreat Tour.
insanely good earbuds from Dr. Dre & Monster. They have really good bass, yet still manage to sound great with everything else. Find a good deal on eBay if they are too expensive.
A million times better than the shitty apple earbuds
Lame Earbud User: Dude my apple earbuds go so hard man!!
Cool Earbud User: No they don't, you are just stupid; try my beats by dr. dre tour earbuds.
Lame Earbud User: *experiences an orgasm in the ear* Wow, these are a million times better!
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When you get very intoxicated and are offered a cheap swamp tour. Then are sexually assaulted by two sssbbw’s who are fertile and then entrap you for child support. They then raise the baby to be the leader of a hate group.
Stay together, and protect each other. We don’t wana take the cheap New Orleans swamp tour. I hear Bertha is fertile this time of month.
Video game staring Tiger Woods. Fun golf game online and offline. Except when people are cheeter mcneeters and use the Ideal Put Camera.
"Hey you wanna go play Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06 online?"
"Sure, as long as you arent a cheeter mcneeter and use the Ideal Put Camera."
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The 2008 Cobra Starship spring headlining tour. This is the first headlining tour for Cobra Starship. Includes opening acts We the Kings, Metro Station, and the Cab.
The idea supposedly emerged from a dream Gabanti had while talking to Santi.
Santi, should I start my own really really ridiculously good looking tour?
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Something that dedicated Country/pop star Taylor Swift fans (SWIFTIES) went through when the world tour for Taylors album "speak now" ended and they all missed it and wished it had never ended!.... they wanted the nights to go forever! Long Live Speak Now World Tour!
"I suffer from Speak now world tour withdrawal syndrome! Long Live that night! <3 "
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What you say to all the little 12 year old "sceney emo" losers trying to take over Vans Warped Tour.
Because all they listen to is pussy scermo bands.
12 year old scene kid: OMG and she was like and then he was like...
Regular Warper: Sweet braugh dude! You gonna go tour with the Devil Wears Prada?!?!
12 year old scene kid: Fuck yeah!!
Regular Warper: Haha dumbass loser.
Then the whole place laughs at the dumbass 12 year old scene kid.
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