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To get pissed in a garden with girls n boys ; then passin out in tents (or anywhere dat feels relatively safe for you to sleep on)
.....dat was sum real tramp campin last nite- ooo yeh mo fucker
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Ramp tramps are females that hang out at the skatepark but don’t skate. They just want male attention and usually get sexual behind the ramps.
Guy talking to friend - “I love Janes boobs... she showed me them behind the ramp at the skatepark.”
Friend - “Jane the ramp tramp?! Nice.”
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A phenomenon in which the focus enjoyed by a domestic animal becomes preempted by a life event experienced by his or her owners. Particularly applicable in the case of a dog initially beloved by a married couple but later relegated to the position of second fiddle upon the birth of a first child, other variants may include single owners with new romantic relationships, owners accepting more demanding jobs, etc. Derived from the 1955 film Lady and the Tramp, the first mainstream picture to raise public awareness of the issue.
Homeowner #1: I wonder why Sally's dog has been barking so much lately.
Homeowner #2: Probably lonely, since Sally has been staying at her new boyfriend's every night.
Homeowner #1: Wow, that little floozy completely Lady and the Tramped her.
Jane: How is Winston doing these days?
Tom: Winston? Who's Winston?
Jane: Um... your dog?
Tom: ...?
Jane: The English bulldog you adopted seven years ago?
Tom: ...?
Jane: You always used to talk about him before you and Betty had the twins last year?
Tom: Oh, that's right! I think he's in the backyard. Or at the groomer's. I know I saw him when we left for the hospital. Or maybe it was the week before that...
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Noun- An extremely complex device designed to propel one through the air and resulting in the death of a bum.
The death of a bum can be ensured with the consumption of frozen chips ahoy.
Muhammid jumped on the Trampy Tramp and pumped lead into a bum using the holy weapon.
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Amongst the homeless, there's a hierarchy~hobos will work, tramps only if they feel like it, & bums, not at all, ever.
I've met lots of hobos, tramps, & bums & was very surprised that they classify themselves differently!
n. When a prostitute (or any other unsavory lady) takes a shit on you.
I haven't had anyone shit on me recently... I think I'll see if I can find an escort to give me a tramp steamer.
That skank from biology gave me a tramp steamer last nite. I had to take three showers afterwards.
He was so drunk that he actually asked a nun to give him a tramp steamer.
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A person that lives in, and creeps around in a vehicle that looks like it's barely held together with rubber bands, chewing gum, and chicken wire. They're often seen parked in the back of supermarket parking lots, or hanging around public parks, alleys, shelters, welfare offices or liquor stores.
Most of the time, the person also looks as completely worn out as the vehicle does.
"Boy, will ya look at that poor rubber tramp cruising on down the street!"
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