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an odd looking fellow, possibly having many children, on account of the massive amounts of maidens he slays
wow, that guy is like "Tristan McGreggor
When Tristan says he'll back in 5 minutes, it's really going to be an hour plus.
It's Tristan time, he said he'll be back in 5 minutes, you got time to clean your entire house.
A whole bitch. This nigga will hit you with anything he can or fuck with you anyway possible. His snap score is retarded, he pulls no hoes. But that nigga funny
That nigga Donald Tristan Gatheright got rejected.
A disease that makes you like Tristan. It also has many side effects like:
-Clumsiness
-No life
-Decrease in brain cells
-No friends
-Extreme attraction to men
-Trips over empty boxes and backpacks
-Bad Grades
-Bad taste in music
-Being a ripoff Jack Harlow
-Uncircumcised
-No dad
-Has rooster hair
-Has unusual fetishes
And many more...
It's something you should really want to avoid, it's not something to joke about either. There is no treatment and no cure.
Guy 1 "That guy is retarded"
Guy 2 "He must have Tristanitis"
Guy 1 "On god"
Guy 2 "Must be a skill problem"
Tristan French is my dad that is my dad and also did I mention he’s my dad
Tristan French is my mommy and my daddy
The biggest choofinator of all time. If you see him be sure to wave away the smoke above his head (we don't want him to be caught, considering he is also the dealer).
Besides the fact that he choofs, he is also surprisingly funny. One joke that he said the one time goes as follows:
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
~A cloud
Gets me everytime lmao X)
Damn bro, you choof like Tristan Torrance.
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