The human remains found in a shallow grave with enough riga mortis-stat to make eating them just delicious.
Crib: Can I have my Ivan Milatstat steak with a shaving of belangalo truffle and can I get that stat-stat
Gagalette: #actual?
When you use a fire extinguisher up someone anal opening and blow your load and hit the road afterwards
Omg my brother pulled a Truffle Puff on me and my ass now looks like whipped cream.
When a guy blows his load on a girls asshole , and then she turns around and farts it in his face.
I can't get the taste of that truffle puff out of my mouth.
The act of performing fellatio on a very small penis, and struggling to find it. Looks a lot like a pig trying to find a truffle.
I tried to go down on Mark last night, but without the light on it was a bit of a truffle snuffle.
Truffle butter that oozed down to the vigina and got her pregnant and thus making a truffle baby
Christian: your a condom fail
Samantha: really because you're a truffle baby
When a man pretends to be a Pig searching for truffles in his girlfriends anus during sex, sticking his nose in there and taking a huge whiff.
I went looking for Chocolate Truffles with Cindy last night!
Nice bro did you find any?
Pleanty broo.
When a chick's yeast infection is so bad it leave mildew stains in her panties.
"She looked so fine, until I saw the twat truffles in her drawers."