Grandmother trying to catch a duck

when there's an animal (Most likely a duck) in your backyard and you get your feeble grandmother to try and catch it

well that's one Grandmother trying to catch a duck

L+ratio+try harder

What people will say if you get beaten badly in a game.

"Oh you're so bad at this game! L+ratio+try harder"

Try before you die

The same thing as YOLO, as in always try do something once.

Often used by confused Dutch, who are getting the TV show mixed up.

“I’ve never dated an asian guy before”
“Oh my god, always once! Try before you die, right!?”

First try no warm up

Having the ability to attempt something without preparation ahead of time.

Man I kicked that dudes ass first try no warm up.

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monkeys trying to fuck a football

When a group of incompetent rejects can't handle the simplist task

Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.

Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.

Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.

Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football

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Give It The Ol' College Try

A demonstration of intent to half-ass a given project, and an indication that the project might come to fruition, but more likely won't.

Synonym for the Arabic phrase "Insha'Allah"

Bill: Are you going to have those TPS reports done by Friday?
Fred: I'll give it the ol' college try!

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rat trying to get out

When you gotta shit so bad that the shit pops in and of your arsehole as if convulsing. See Prarie Dog or Seismic Fart.

To wanna shit really bad, but have to hold on while farting your guts out rotten!

To be prarie dogging while farting.

To paint your undies with a brown skidmark and flavour the room with he scent of shit.

I was sitting on the train when this guy moaned, "rat trying to get out!"

"Next thing I knew I was on the floor choking to death, passengers were jumping to their deaths from the moving train and one woman even stabbed herself to death with her knitting needles to save herself from the filth in the air!"

"While coming out of a coma in hospital the nurse said the papers called it, The Seismic Fart of the Century!"

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