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Colton turner is a name originating in North America. Studies show that someone named colton turner likely has a great relationship with his father, but may have a sexual relationship with his mother, and often times dropping everything just to chat with her. It is also likely that this person is overweight for his age, and can likely produce up to 3.7 pounds of fecal matter daily due to his eating habits.
Guy 1: dude did you play the new call of duty yesterday?
Guy 2: yeah, I played it with colton turner, but he left in the middle of the game to go fuck his mom
Guy 1: yeah, he'll do that. He is colton turner, after all.
a very handsom sexy beast of a man who will destroy any one in bed he has a very big cock and nows how to listen while he fucks youre bestfreind, he alsop plays the guitar so he is very good at strumming the g string.
he such a george david turner
a word used to describe someone who has beach vibes and chill
Ren: i'm so relaxed right now and chill
Caleb: you must be Silas Turner
A lad that used to be cool and wrote frantic songs back in the day.
A cunt nowadays.
A: Dude, Alex Turner is so cool
B: He was in 2006
A sexy little swine, a grandpa, probably doesn't know how to use a phone, singer of the best band in the world. He's also British.
Alex Turner can respectfully bash his guitar on my head.
a hot man who every girl with good taste wants to marry
“alex turner” is so hot
THE hottest man in the world. Everyone's boyfriend, husband, wife, grandpa, and child. He will find u if you don't love him. Always has the hokey cokey with the opposite sex.
That man is so fine, just not as fine as Alex Turner.