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Someone who loves Twinkies (aka dicks) but does not like the creamy filling (aka sperm).
Just because you don't like the creamy center doesn't mean you can't like the Twinkie.
You are a Twinkie Queen because you will nibble on any Twinkie just long enough to get to the creamy center and then stop snacking.
A type of unorthodox diplomacy that involves throwing a Twinkie at a public official.
The mayor of the town just received a Twinkie diplomacy.
When a woman lets a man cum in her ass. Like the meme about toaster strudel and twinkies where as a strudel he cums ON you and as a twinkie he cums in you, just in your ass.
My GF isnt on birth control so she's only a bum twinkie.
SOMETHING SOMEONE PROVERBIALLY FALLS INTO AND EATS THEIR WAY OUT. ANOTHER WAY OF CALLING SOMEONE CHUBBY OR ROTUND.
Wow!!! Bob sure is a lot chubbier than I remember. He must have fallen into a Twinkie Patch or something.
A dick that has been in a nasty, smelly cunt and thus smells
"I'm not sticking my dick in Lindsay Lohan; I don't want a Stinky Twinkie!"
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one who juices his twinkie, aka engages in 'self pleasure' due to an inability to get laid.
Guy 1 - Hey man, how did that date between Bob & Jill go?
Guy 2 - Well, he was such a klutz she yelled at him and ran away. If he doesn't get some major skillz goin with the ladies, he might be a twinkie juicer forever!
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Having the brain capacity as useful as the cream filling found in a Hostess Twinkie.
That twinkie-brain doesn't even know how to boil water.
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