twist a braid

A way of telling someone to leave, get lost, get out of your sight, they're not welcome, shouldn't be here, don't belong, take a hike, and so on...

Guy: Fuckin' Type O is kicking ass, tonight!
Spaz: Yeah, they totally rock, man. Hey, weren't they going to do like that new ballad, or something?
Guy: Ballad? wtf? Twist a braid, dude.

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Twisting Trees

Another way to say rolling a joint or a blunt.

We're twisting trees tonight, you in?

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twist the pickle

phrase showing a tweeker in action when they are trying to get all meth high using a glass pipe

damn that crazy tweeker likes to twist the pickle on the habitual.. gross

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glazed twist

When one twists and girl's nipples while cumming all over her chest, making sure to work in the came into the skin around the nipple.

"I totally gave her a glazed twist last night."

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Twisted Fister

1. A sexual technique used by a male when having intercourse with a female or a female having intercourse with a female. The one giving the Twisted Fister grabs a handful of potato chips and then fists the female, twists their arm and then releases the chips.

Man and woman are having intercourse while snacking on potato chips. Man discreetly grags a handful of chips and gives the woman a Twisted Fister. Woman is surprised and later askes, "Who ate all the chips?".

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twisted sister

The art of a man tucking his balls and weiner in between his legs acting as if he had a vagina. This is usually coupled by dancing in front of a mirror while saying "Put the lotion in the basket"

Dude grossed me out. He got me with a twisted sister

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Istanbul twist

A position used to provide sexual gratification to a male partner without intercourse wherein the the partners are naked in the 'spooned' position, on their sides, with the man's the one on the outside of the spoon erect penis firmly between the ass cheeks of the woman or person on the inside of the spoon who flexes, and gyrates, effectively twisting, rubbing, and pulling the erect penis to orgasm.

She wanted to save herself for marriage, but she did the Istanbul twist for me and blew my mind.

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