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You start off by playing ultimate frisbee with a banana. After the banana hits the ground enough times and becomes extremely mushy, the ultimate fun begins. One person then takes off their pants and bends over. Another person takes the mushy banana and thrusts it into the bent over person's anus. After all the banana mush covers the anus, a third party becomes involved. Have this third party lick the banana mush clean of the anus. Rinse, relax, repeat.
Although we lost 3-2 in ultimate banana, I went home satisfied and sore.
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Ultimate Pringles, generally known as "U.P" is an extreme sport originating in Belfast, Northern Ireland. The game consists off an unlimited amount of players attempting to catch a flying Pringles lid (refered to in U.P terms as the disc). The game is much like frisbee only much more complicated and competitive, at times getting quite violent when players collide in an attempt to catch the disc. The size and transparency of the disc also gives amateurs a hard time adjusting to the fast paced sport, though coloured discs are available (and recommended) for beginners and also for playing at night (it should be noted that coloured discs have a higher gauge than standard discs).
The aim of a game is simply to show skill and attempt moves, such as "The Dive Bomb" (when a disc swoops downwards at great speed, making for a difficult catch) "Glider" (when the disc flys smoothly at a slow spectacular motion usually over great distance) or the "Double/Triple/Quadruple Touch" (when the disc is hit multiple times as oppose being to caught by players and continues to fly).
The game usually ends when the disc breaks (after constant abuse) or is lost due to a poor throw, or simply when participants give up after exhaustion.
Person1: hey man, wanna play some UP?
Person2: U.P? why what is that I ask
Person1: Ultimate Pringles!...(explains)
Person2: woah!! damn right let's play this spectacularly amazing sport!!
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The worst minecraft server on the internet
hey dude, wanna play some shitty tekkit?
Sure, lets go on Tekkit Ultimate to let them have at least 3 players at once.
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When a trendy coffee boutique, usually less than a year old, is shuttered by corporate for either under-performing or being cannibalized by other trendy coffee boutiques of the same brand in the immediate area.
"I have to go to the Starbucks across the street now. My usual branch got the ultimate decaffeination."
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Taking the cougar relationship (younger man/older woman, age difference more than ten years or so) to the next level and getting married. This used to be very rare and still is relatively rare. Most cougars are not looking for permanent relationships like marriage.
My best friend did ultimate cougar last weeekend when he got married; he's twenty-nine and she's forty five.
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A person that a friend of a YouTuber tank fish . A moderator on two of his severs
Guy 1: have you heard about tank fish
Guy 2: yes
Guy 2: he has a friend named ultimate vex
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Amazing, Fantastic, Cognifacious, "The shit".
Oh. My. God. That d20 spiral necklace is the ULTIMATE BAZINGA!!!
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