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a person who will sexually assault u anytime he sees you u better run or he will whoop your ass ,we will get his gang together and they will put u in there van .
my uncle: " hey girls wanna see my van"
girls: "no"
my uncle runs after them
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Arguably the most awesome individual to ever walk the Earth. Everything Uncle Jesse did, be did it sweet. A typical day might include: styling hair with mousse and Mr. Goodpart, wearing tight jeans and cowboy boots, riding a harley, shredding on guitar with his band The Rippers, putting Danny and Joey in their place, and teaching DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle lessons in morality. Then banging Becky and combing hair again.
Uncle Jesse kicks ass AND has morals (and sweet hair)...
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Old time slang for cocaine, a play on the company that used to manufacture cocaine when it was legal Parker and Davis
I stayed up all night with the help of Uncle Parker here.
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A phrase used when someone is annoyed and is in a situation where swearing is not allowed.
(in a daycare center)
*little kid drops rock on foot*
You: Ohh...Persephone's Uncle...that hurt!
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Writer and singer of the classic song, "Space Invaders".
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The tendency your Dad's brother has for drilling out the bottom of his popcorn box and putting his penis there.
Uncle Jeb pulled a sneaky uncle during Schindler's List for Aunt Sarah. Afterwards, they fucked in row JJ.
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Verb. To get "handsy" after consuming a moderate amount of alcohol in a social setting, in the fashion of a middle-aged, creepy uncle.
We got a couple drinks in him, and he started with the Uncle Johning. By the end of the night, he slipped it in on a roof!
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