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A really pissed off girl .
All girls who are in a bad mood.
Nadja has sand in the vagina.
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A Vagina Gremlin is the little creature that inhabits a women's vagina. The Vagina Gremlin often steals condoms off the woman's unsuspecting partner to use as a sleeping bag. This can result in accidental pregnancy. The only way to obtain the stolen condom is for the woman, or man, to reach in with middle and forefinger and "tickle" the Gremlin until it relinquishes the stolen prophylactic. A woman's period is also caused by the Vagina Gremlin. When the Vagina Gremlin is tired, which is about once a month, he will take a pickaxe and cause the vagina to bleed. The woman, wishing to stop the bleeding, will place a soft, cottony tampon in place which serves as the Vagina Gremlins pillow. It is unknown exactly how many women have a Vagina Gremlin, or how they came into existence.
"I tried to have sex with Andrea last night but her Vagina Gremlin kept taking my condom off."
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When one has a yeast infection and queefs causing a cottage cheese like discharge to splatter out.
That bitch totally vagina sharted in my face while i was goin down.
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A female that man can go to at anytime during the day or night to smash on and leave and have no attachments just like a drive thru, you can have it your way.
Homie #1: Yo Homie, I got down on three Vagina Drive by's today.
Homie #2: Damn homie with all those Vagina Drive By'syou really get yourself check out right away
Sexually manipulating a male; either by withholding as punishment for unsatisfactory behavior, or by using sex as a reward for acting according to her wishes. Through time the Vagina Wrench sets up a Pavlovian response in the male, whereby he becomes conditioned to do the female's bidding. Without outside intervention on the part of his friends, he is done for.
"Kevin is helpless. Every time he tries to hang out with the boys Suzy pulls out the Vagina Wrench and that's that. His friends haven't seen him in months. Fucking Pathetic!"
similar to a F.U.P.A (fat upper pussy area), a vagina flooper is an overwhelming amount of fat above a woman's vagina that hangs down over her; like an extreme muffin top
Bob: "Yo look at that lady's fupa! Its so big it's dangling!"
Steve: "Dude that's not a fupa... that's a vagina flooper!"
A desperate, single older woman who throws herself at all of the men she meets.
Rebecca and Christy are all over that older, bald rich man with their Velcro vagina thinking they are getting a ring-while he's doing them both. So sad for these desperate souls. I don't even think he showers before he does them both.