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Van Gock

When a girl is so beautiful to the point you are figuratively willing to cut your cock off and mail it to her as a token of your love.

That girls is beautiful in every way....I would do a Van Gock for her.

by PennyScissors January 30, 2018


Mammy Van

A car or truck operated by a hot mom. Usually caring 2 or more other hot moms of different racial varieties, on their way to the hot mom spa.

-Damnnnn Yo peep dat Mammy Van!

-Oh fo sho, You'd be boxing some serious soul food AND seoul food!!!

by Dante C.K December 18, 2010


Pimp van

A van used to take family trips. Referred to โ€œpimp vanโ€ by the father of the family

What vehicle are we taking dad?
The pimp van!

by QuickFactz October 18, 2020


Van Gogh

An Increasingly rare Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle who often hides from the world in the sewer and never comes out in daytime. His weapon is razor blades which he sadly ends up using on himself. Drinks heavily and watches lots of porn.

Steve- "Johnny Van Gogh from T.M.N.T. make sme wanna kill myself!"
Johnny- "yeah Steve... he's really depressing!"

by batsoup August 24, 2009

20๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mommy Van

A minivan.

Usually driven by mothers of young children. Mommy vans typically have stickers on the back of several varieties: stickers proclaiming that her child is an honor student, cartoonish people to represent everyone in the family, ribbon stickers for various charitable causes, etc.

Mommy vans are typically seen clogging up traffic lanes near schools, malls, grocery stores, and daycare centers.

Drivers of Mommy vans are commonly married to drivers of Daddy vans, aka SUVs.

Mommy vans are the successor of the station wagon, which was the mommy vehicle of choice before the 1980s

When she got pregnant, Mary traded in her sports car for a Mommy van.

by Libertine September 23, 2009

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


van weasal

a van weasal (more commonly in UK) is a young apprentice in jobs such as plastering, builders, tile fitters, brick layers etc aged between 17-22 who travel around in white vans. The main job for this "van weasal" is to fetch food, coffee and wipe shit from the window ordered by one or more elder accomplices in the van, probably the bosses.

van weasals are taken full advantage of to extent!

"the van weasal got out to get the boss some rolls today"

by Raqeul September 28, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


ste-van

a van owned by steven, commonly used for transporting hobo's

my caris called the ste-van

by Steven Mullaney December 22, 2007

23๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž