A pagan device used by children to summon Satan in their lungs and then expel his wretched smoke through their mouths
-Priest Bob
Person one: I'm gonna hit a vape
Person two: no don't do it!
Person one: *Responds in Satan noises*
Vape (a.k.a e-cig/electric cigarettes) is a douchey alternative to smoking cigarettes. Usually, teens will consume this in massive amounts to look "cool" claiming it has no negative health impacts because it's "just nicotine with flavor". Eventually, they get addicted and become junkies.
Dave: "Yo bro! You wanna take a puff?"
John: "Ew! You vape? You're such a douchebag."
Dave: "I know!"
A vape is clearly healthy for you because it comes in many fun flavors from sweet pastries to gummy bears. All the kewl kids are doing it, it is also a sign of homosexuality and when you see someone with it, you know they're a pussy.
Hey can I hit your vape? I want everyone to know I am a healthy gay pussy boy.
Going to the regional vape competition and needed to bum a ride from someone that is going because you are too poor to afford a real hobby.
Hey Aaron! Could I hitch a ride to the vape competition that you are going to? You know, a regional vape ride?
When one puts a blanket over their head to block airflow in order to do cool vape tricks.
“Yo wanna get under the vape cave? I want to show you my ghost”
Vape V6 is the new and upcoming Minecraft ghost client.
player: how do i get good at minecraft 1.8 pvp?
merryzz: BUY VAPE V6 @ vape.gg/merryzz