Hey Chad! could you please fuck my ass hard and vomit on my dick?
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Being so full that you feel as though you're going to vomit.
After eating that whole pizza, I feel vomitous.
Spewing a long list of GIFs while messaging someone, to demonstrate what you are trying to say but simultaneously avoiding the use of any actual text.
I woke up this morning in a good mood until I saw that my ex left GIF vomit on my phone about why we should get back together.
Person 1: what is that sticky white stuff
Person 2: it’s penis vomit
Person 1: That’s what I put in your mom last night
The overuse "smart" to describe new products by companies
This is the new smart watch! - smart vomit
A vomit milk shake is soneone vomiting while having sex in the vagina and cum in it. This can only happen when there is a black cock
I made a vomit milkshake
when your fingers text faster than your brain wants them to resulting in a text message you really regret
"fuck I just confessed my love to Sally"
"shit man don't finger vomit"