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The way you call someone who is such a fucking whore who gets krabbs
Jacob bagget is a fucking cock waffle.
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The supernatural ability to spontaneously generate and manipulate waffles. But unless you find someone with Syrup Kinesis, you're basically fucked.
Primer: "Brett, where'd you get that huge stack of waffles?"
Brett: "Waffle Kinesis, bitch!"
Primer: "SO JEALOUS!!"
A condition caused by being handcuffed in the rear seat of a police car while the driver acclerates and brakes suddenly, causing the face to impact the metal screen between front seats and back seats.
The accused child molester got a bad case of waffle face on the way to the station.
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A place where you come to have waffles and to think. For you must have waffles and you must think. And to think, you must have waffles.
Warning: Do not bring your bitch to the waffle hut (or, in the TV version, your beast)
We must have waffles. We must ALL have waffles, forthwith! - Professor Goldthwaite Higginson Dorr III
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Stomping on an opposing player during a football game.
Albert Haynesworth got in trouble with the NFL for waffling Andre Gurode.
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To talk of write foolishly.
see equivocate and vacillate
He had a habbit waffling tiresomely off the point.
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A younger sibling who is more attractive than his elder brother or sister
"Wow, Tom is definately a waffle. Did you see his older brother Andrew?"
"Yeah, I guess Tom got all the good genes."
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